Pro-tip – don’t put purple carrots in your chicken and dumplings

by lb12

49 Comments

  1. ViciousCombover

    Blend it so it looks like the blue milk from Star Wars.

  2. FishFogger

    Same goes for red/purple cabbage. Don’t put it in a stir fry.

  3. Teflon_John_

    It’s what I imagine a cold pot of space octopus stew would look like

    ![gif](giphy|cYWZTQstRwloo9S6Zx)

  4. QuirkyCookie6

    On the bright side, you know this dish has an alkaline ph

  5. I did the same mistake with purple cabbage in scrambled eggs. Moldy-looking goodness!

  6. Krow_King

    Did you copy this recipe from a cooking anime? If you were going for fucked up, you nailed it!

  7. LivingInformal4446

    Looks like it’s been left in the back of the fridge for a month of Sundays.

  8. shreddedtoasties

    Why are their carrots potatoes in your chicken and dumplings?

  9. democracy_lover66

    This looks like blueberry grunt which is actually a delicious desert

  10. ccReptilelord

    It’s as if I’m looking down in one of those port-a-potties.

  11. Oldgamer1807

    Damnit, Godwin made dinner again, didn’t he.

  12. jabracadaniel

    i made a soup with purple carrots before. also looked like dubious food

  13. GentrifriesGuy

    Why you kill Barney and grind him up??😱

    ![gif](giphy|Yzfsx3x8illqE|downsized)

  14. Brave_Hovercraft_289

    where’s the chicken and dumplings….

  15. Doesn’t matter what you put in it. There is no way this would have been chicken and dumplings! lol

  16. Ok-Cardiologist4844

    Purple carrots and green beans suck. The carrots in particular just make everything look messy. We always get the tricolored carrots at work, I always want to throw them out but whatever

  17. horrescoblue

    That’s the stuff you explore in the game “Darkwood”

  18. WhatsPaulPlaying

    Thought this was some sort of half-baked blueberry surprise.

  19. arthurdentstowels

    This looks like what they smother themselves with in The walking Dead.

  20. Ill_Initial8986

    What’s the white stuff on top?

    Looks like uncooked pancake mix or mashed taters or something.

  21. julius_sphincter

    Similar result but different Pro-tip: don’t add wild rice to chicken soup. I don’t know how they do it for canned soup but the 2 times I’ve tried it I ended up with a very unappealing purple color like this

  22. jspecial1979

    Omg I thought that was some sort of berry cobbler 😭

  23. honeyedglam

    It looks like something the ghosts at Hogwarts would serve at their Death Day parties.

  24. Neither-Cold-8541

    Looks like someone threw up, but I bet it tastes fucking delicious asf.

  25. Scruffy032893

    Looks like Grand Peres aux bleuets. Quebec style desert dumplings made with blueberries

  26. Blackmetal666x

    Looks good I love blueberry cobbler! 😂

  27. So THAT’s why we bred the purple out of the carrots.

  28. ghost3972

    IDC how good it tastes I don’t think I could eat that

  29. It looks like someone put Grimace through a wood chipper, lol.

  30. I thought this was a weird blueberry cake before I read the title

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